Friday, February 10, 2012

369. Gordie Howe Hat Trick

He got the promotion at work.
On the way home, he stopped and changed a tire on a Buick for an elderly woman.
Basking in his own smugness, he stopped for a celebratory drink and ended up having six or eight.
The drunk beside him bumped into him one, two, three times so he stood up and took a swing.

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