Monday, July 13, 2015

899. Blah, blah blah

It's a pretty simple formula.
Blah - first name, one syllable, solid, All-American, stoic.
Blah, blah - last name, two syllables, syncopated, hero poetry.
I guess, Howard, what I'm saying is that no one's going to have any fucking faith in a hero with the last name Pemberley-Willow.