Supposedly, Hemingway once wrote a story in six words: "For sale: baby shoes, never worn." I'm no Hemingway, but I dig the idea of ultra-short stories.
I write them from time to time. You might like some. You can find me on Twitter at @dcwllms.
Thursday, March 3, 2016
929. For the following reasons
1. You are inconsistent with the part of your hair. 2. You've twice mixed up Frank and Joe Hardy (henceforth, The Hardy Boys). 3. I'm incapable of dealing with my shit in an adult fashion. 4. You ordered vegan tacos and diet iced tea at that Barbecue place on my birthday.