Wednesday, July 13, 2016

966. Under Arm

Just a reminder: all of our all-natural deodorants come with a "best before" date of two years from the day they were packaged.
That's because, after two years, the mind-controlling slugs - which we add to give you that tingly-clean feeling - begin to wake up.
Next thing you know, it's war, and dystopia, and OH THE HUMANITY!
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