Saturday, December 17, 2016

1,008. Buried treasure

"You'd be surprised how much Nazi gold is hidden in the United States."
With that, he unfolded a well-creased map and placed it on the table.
It was one of those novelty truck stop maps that showed you where to find the World's Largest Lint Ball and other such oddities.
It was permanently tattooed with hand-drawn "X"s.