Monday, January 30, 2017

1035. Alt-facts about eagles

After much soul searching, he decided on the call of the mighty eagle for his ringtone.
Each phone call and text felt like it was coming from the beating heart of freedom.
His friends called it "tedious" - him sounding it off at parties and funerals and whatnot.
But, that young man grew up to be Abraham Lincoln, so what do you know about anything, smart guy?

I'm working on a weekly email newsletter recapping stories, plus a few extras. Sign up, wouldya.