Wednesday, August 9, 2017

1131. The Eulogist

The chair in the witness stand had been replaced by a wooden perch.
On the perch sat Grandfather's parrot, Evelyn Waugh.
Evelyn Waugh squawked out the six stories Grandfather had drilled into him - including the one pertinent to this case.
"Those stories are bee ess and the bird knows it," Uncle Harold interrupted from the back of the courtroom.